Tuesday, May 25, 2010

>>> "Jeri" 1/25/2010 10:15 AM >>>


Larry's Proverbs






1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of car payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.





Clearly the wisest man in America !!!!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Subject: How do you feel about this??

> Your Social Security
>
> Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones)
> didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it.
> Be sure and show it to your kids. They need a little history lesson on
> what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat
> or Republican. Facts are Facts!!!
>
> Our Social Security
>
> Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social
> Security (FICA) Program. He promised:
>
> 1.) That participation in the Program would be
> Completely voluntary,
>
> No longer Voluntary
>
> 2.) That the participants would only have to pay
> 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes
> into the Program,
>
> Now 7.65%
>
> 3.) That the money the participants elected to put
> into the Program would be deductible from
> their income for tax purposes each year,
>
> No longer tax deductible
>
> 4.) That the money the participants put into the
> independent 'Trust Fund' rather than into the
> general operating fund, and therefore, would
> only be used to fund the Social Security
> Retirement Program, and no other
> Government program, and,
>
> Under Johnson the money was moved to
> The General Fund and Spent
>
> 5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees
> would never be taxed as income.
>
> Under Clinton & Gore
> Up to 85% of your Social Security can be Taxed
>
> Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are
> now receiving a Social Security check every month --
> and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
> the money we paid to the Federal government to 'put
> away' -- you may be interested in the following:
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
> Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the
> independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the
> general fund so that Congress could spend it?
>
> A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically
> controlled House and Senate.
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
> Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax
> deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
>
> A: The Democratic Party.
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
> Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social
> Security annuities?
>
> A: The Democratic Party, wit h Al Gore casting the
> 'tie-breaking' deciding vote as President of the
> Senate, while he was Vice President of the US
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
> Q: Which Political Party decided to start
> giving annuity payments to immigrants?
>
> AND MY FAVORITE:
>
> A: That's right!
>
> Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party.
> immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,
> began to receive Social Security payments! The
> Democratic Party gave these payments to them,
> even though they never paid a dime into it!
> ------------ -- ------------ --------- ----- ------------ ---------
> Then, after violating the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn
> around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social
> Security away!
>
> And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!
>
> If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of
> awareness will be planted and maybe changes will
> evolve. Maybe not, some Democrats are awfully
> sure of what isn't so. >
> But it's worth a try. How many people can YOU send this to?
>
> Actions speak louder than bumper stickers.

> A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong
> enough to take everything you have.
> -Thomas Jefferson
>